After years of self-hatred - slugs, after all have a very bad press, Sam the Slug was at the end of his tether. Despite a handsome red fringe and a bright black coat, he had the added pressure of being gay.
After a few hours counselling I taught him that that was the way God had made him and that he had to thank God every day for being made the way he was. After a few weeks this transformed his opinion of himself and he is now a confident slug looking for a partner. I told Sam that you didn't have to believe in God to ask Him for help - just say "I love you and I love the way you have made me" into thin air and you'll save yourself a life-time in Psychoanalysis.
bye for now.
Foutoux.
P.S. Do read my "The Prince and the Kuppies" about the crossed Siamese cat and the Dalmation Dog. This is being read worldwide and you can be one of the first to see pictures of the kuppies.
FOUTOUX
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